Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Top 25 Most Powerful Little People

The Munchkins

Height: Varies Best known for: The Wizard of Oz Why they're on the list? They're like the elders of the little people community.


He Pingping

Height: 2'5 Best known for: Being the world's smallest man. Why he's on the list? He's legendary and has the “ins” with the leggiest woman.


Verne Troyer

Height: 2'8 Best known for: Mini-Me. His sex tape. Being a fixture on VH1 Celeb-Reality. Why he's on the list? Mini-Me is quite possibly the most famous little person movie character ever.


Aditya 'Romeo' Dev

Height: 2'9 Best known for: Being the world's smallest bodybuilder. Why he's on the list? He could kick your ass.


The Roloffs

Height: Matt (the father) is 4'7. Amy (mother) is 4'2. Zach (son) is 4'4. Best known for: Their television show on TLC Little People Big World. Why they're on the list? They're the first family of Little People. They're also one of the only reality TV families that hasn't split.


Warwick Davis

Height: 3'6 Best known for: His roles in Willow and the Leprechaun. Why he's on the list? He's the scariest little person I've ever seen.


The Chinese Olympic Gymnastic Team

Height: They have an average height of 4'9. Best known for: Winning the gold medal in Beijing. Not being of age. Why they're on the list? The 2008 Chinese Olympic Gymnast team is evidence of the Chinese Olympic takeover. They'll be top competitors for years to come.


Kenny Baker

Height: 3'8 Best known for: Being the man inside R2-D2. Why he's on the list? R2-D2 is one of the most famous robots ever.


Gary Coleman

Height: 4'8 Best known for: Arnold Jackson in the American sitcom Diff'rent Strokes Why he's on the list? “What 'Chu Talkin' 'Bout Willis” is one of the most famous TV lines ever.


Jyoti Amge

Height: 1'11 Best known for: Being the world's smallest teenager. Why she's on the list? She's apparently going to be getting her own show on British TV. I have a feeling she's going to be huge.


ht: 1'11 Best known for: Being the world's smallest teenager. Why she's on the list? She's apparently going to be getting her own show on British TV. I have a feeling she's going to be huge.
11. Dr. Ruth

Height: 4'7 Best known for: Being a sex therapist. Why she's on the list? She's a “cultural icon” of sex. In the January 2009 55th anniversary issue of Playboy, she appears as #13 in the list of the 55 most important people in sex from the past 55 years.


Peter Dinklage

Height: 4'5 Best known for: Elf. And dating Liz Lemon on 30 Rock (Thanks Joy). Why he's on the list? Elf is a modern day Christmas classic.


Wee Man

Height: 4'7 Best known for: Jackass Why he's on the list? He's quite possibly one of the most recognizable little people for today's younger generations.


Deep Roy

Height: 4'4 Best known for: Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Why he's on the list? He's the new face of the Oompa Loompa.


Danny Woodburn

Height: 4' Best known for: Mickey Abbot on Seinfeld. Why he's on the list? He's one of the most famous minor characters on Seinfeld ever.


Madge Bester

Height: 2'1.5 Best known for: Being the world's oldest smallest living woman. Why she's on the list? She's like the first lady of little people.


Danny DeVito

Height: 5'0 Best known for: Being Danny DeVito. Why he's on the list? He may not be the smallest, but he's the most famous. He's a living legend! The only reason he's not number one is because he's not a “legal little person.” The legal height is 4'10.


 Emmanuel Lewis

Height: 4'3 Best known for:The TV show Webster. Why he's on the list? Because this list wouldn't be complete without him.


Tony Cox

Height: 3'6 Best known for: His roles in Me Myself and Irene and Bad Santa. Why he's on the list? This picture.


Zelda Rubinstein

Height: 4'3. Best known for: Poltergeist. Why she's on the list? Her voice. Just thinking about her calling “Carol Anne” gives me the creeps.


Chewy

Height: Unknown Best known for: Being Chelsea Handler's sidekick on Chelsea Lately. Why he's on the list? He makes the Chelsea Lately show hilarious. Without Chewy, the show would suck.

 La Pequena

 


Height: Unknown Best known for: Her impressions of Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, and Sarah Palin. Why she's on the list? She's a viral video sensation.


Little Jimmy Dickens

Height: 4'11. Best known for: Being country music's shortest singer. Why he's on the list? He's 88 and still performing. He also dresses like a champ.


 Hornswoggle

Height: 4'4 Best known for: Wrestling in the WWE. Why he's on the list? He's one of the most famous little people wrestlers ever. He was also the last Cruiserweight Champion before the belt was deactivated.



Joe C.

Height: 3'9 Best known for: Being Kid Rock's sidekick. Why he's on the list? He was one of the most famous little people music video characters of the late 90's.