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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

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One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

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There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown

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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith



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    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

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    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim





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    Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw

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    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown

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    Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

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    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor

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    Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw

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    Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone

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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

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    A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown

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    A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown

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    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

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    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown

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    It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik

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    Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown





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    He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

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    Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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    Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

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    Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett

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    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash